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  • I get the whole idea of progressions; I understand why we do them and I even think I understand how to do them. But, to start with, I find it hard to actually write one down.See, standing in the kitchen at 9 am it’s easy to see what needs doing first and why – square…

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  • A quick note: I’d hoped to get this up to date during January when the restaurant was closed for a month. Unfortunately I went down with an ‘erisipel’, blood poisoning from streptococcal bacteria which apparently got in through my foot – my foot and leg swelled up enormously and I couldn’t walk for the first…

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  • There is no god…

    …now, what’s your point? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_drawings.jpg if you want to be offended (NB: Those practising medieval superstitions should send complaints to the usual address)

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  • BBC Masterchef has an interesting series of quizes on its website designed to see if you’re good enough to be a cook. Try doing the first lot without reading the articles – I got one question wrong in the first 50 thanks to my superior cook’s training. The last lot you’ll need to read the…

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  • Manly love

    Thanks to Duane for this one: Are you tired of those sissy-ass “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well,here is the way it REALLY is….without the feel good gingerbread. 1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard…

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  • Once again Chef (restaurant – as opposed to Chef (Ecole) – I gotta find a better shorthand for these two) came up trumps by getting me to make a few kilos of puff pastry in advance of this week’s school session. Normally in the restaurant we use bought-in sheets of puff pastry, one of the…

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  • Bleh

    Absolutely shitty day at school yesterday. Everyone was either off sick (six out of 17 of us), should be off sick (me, Eric, David to name just three) or in a really foul mood (absolutely everyone, Chef included and especially). We spent the morning from 9 to midday doing about half an hour’s work which…

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  • New job

    Chef asked me today what I was planning to do once I get my diplome in June. “I suppose you’ll be looking for a post as a Commis somewhere?” he asked. “Yeah, I’ll be looking around I suppose,” I replied. “Well how would you like to be a Commis here?” he said. “I’d love to,…

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  • Quick updates

    1. I’m ill: old problem of tremblings, fever, swollen leg etc. but this time our new Avignonaise doctor has diagnosed the problem: an erisypele, a Streptococcal bacterial infection of the blood via cracks in my poorly maintained feet. She’s the first one ever to do so, but I still can’t walk, stand up, eat or…

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  • Me at work

    This is what I do at work. Note that in order to clean these containers in the hotel car park (you can see three of the five in this picture) I’m wearing all my cycling gear under my kitchen aprons (one cotton, one plastic) because it’s so DAMNED cold here. And that I get to…

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