Texas border patrol puts up webcams watching for Mexicans trying to sneak in. If we see anything suspicious we should let them know. Will someone please write me a perl script that does this every 8 nanoseconds or so?
I laughed so much tears are still running down my face now.
Oh, I registered on the site: they think I’m 5-year-old Joe Jackson from Tanzania, and that I’m qualified to guard their border.
Bwahahahaha!
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